By Travis Johnson
A day after the world was gifted with a plethora of pics, the trailer for Jean-Claude Van Johnson has dropped. Lest we forget, this is the Amazon pilot starring Jean Claude Van Damme as himself, apparently adopting the titular nom de guerre to fight crime or something. Ridley Scott is involved. Time is a flat circle.
But there’s none of that here as yet – just our man Van Damme, alone in his vast mansion, surrounded by the trophies of his long-ago glory days, munching on pop tarts and using a Segway to pick up the morning paper.
It’s amazing.
No word of an Australian release yet, but our fingers are crossed.