The Movie Psychic
THESE TWO HANDS (2022) The White House has never housed a 24-7 reality TV film crew, until now. These Two Hands, accompanying the TV series, is compulsory viewing for US citizens. So it demolishes box-office records with over $6.7 billion in ticket sales.
TRUMP CARD (2023) This will be the first film to be released post WW3. Audiences won’t be ready for it, and won’t want to be reminded, but this simple story of a young Muslim boy surviving Mississippi will become a classic, and ultimately take part in ending the eight-year civil war.
OHIO JAMES (2019) Trump bans all firearms after he’s elected President. This is the fictional story of Ohio James (Chris Pratt), the everyman resistance fighter, single-handedly overthrowing the government through smarts and stoic courage. The film becomes an underground classic, the companion of every resistance fighter.
WHEELER’S DEAL (2022) Gerry Wheeler, a business associate of Donald Trump’s Chief Of Staff, Steve Bannon, can’t with good conscience let the people suffer. He builds a tunnel from Texas, under the wall to Mexico, and sets the people free. Again, a totally fictional story that offers hope for over 300,000,000 people.
THE THING (2024) The best thing about military dictatorships is the revolution that simmers in the underbelly. Low budget horror films make a big comeback and the leader of the pack is a remake of The Thing (1982). In remote Alaska, a group of American research scientists are attacked at their base camp by President Trump’s hair piece.
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