Woo hoo! It’s finally here! In what represents a massive roll of the dice for the slightly listing Marvel Studios, Avengers: Doomsday is either gonna be the film that reminds us all why we went weak at the knees when Kevin Feige first batted his eyelashes at us, or the one that finally has us filing for a divorce. This two-minutes-and-change trailer is certainly jam-packed…with everything except a decent gander at Robert “retread” Downey Jr’s turn as Doctor Doom, that is. Good to see Chris Hemsworth’s Thor front and centre, though once again disappointingly sporting short hair…shit, have they resuscitated Stan Lee’s barber from Thor: Ragnarok??? Wakandans, Ant-Man, Fantastic 4, crusty old X-Men Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen…geez, there’s a lot to get excited about here! Hmmm, but where are The Eternals? They’re pretty powerful! Thor could have used their help…maybe he doesn’t have their phone number? What about She-Hulk? Moon Knight? Okay, let the Zapruder-level dissection and discussion start…NOW!

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