… just another exhaustingly ordinary cape flick which will only really be discussed for its post credit scene.
As a film, Skyscraper sits right in the middle of the grade curve.
...Rampage might be the best video game adaptation of all time. To be fair, the bar is low...
...insane amounts of fun and yet never feels like you need to switch off to enjoy it...
We live our lives a quarter-yard at a time.
The talents of Mssrs. The Rock and Efron - and they are legion - fall short of the Herculean task that is saving Baywatch from itself.
Empirical evidence that swearing makes everything better.
No, we didn't see that coming, either.
Also, Dwayne Johnson kills people with a goddamn torpedo.