Monster Fest

Ribspreader

… an affable drunken boofhead of a movie, staggering onto the screen and delighting audiences primed for 90 minutes of garish, socially irresponsible, utterly irredeemable entertainment.

On the Edge

... the major flaws in filmmaking fundamentals, the wooden acting and (cock-and-ball) torturing runtime will have audiences screaming the safe word.