There are probably people out there immune to the simple pleasures of watching giant mutant monsters smack the crap out of each other while Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson brings his potent charisma and admirable commitment to bear on what is clearly a dumb AF script, but it ain’t us.
There is a plot: “Primatologist Davis Okoye (you know who) shares an unshakable bond with George, an extraordinarily intelligent, silverback gorilla that’s been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with a discredited genetic engineer (Naomie Harris) and the military (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, for all intents and purposes) to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe.”
Ah, now it all makes sense. Carry on.
Rampage is in cinemas from April 12, 2018.